Friday, April 17, 2009

This Made Me Laugh

So as I was driving to work this morning, this is what was on the van in front of me. The slogan reads, "We're number one in a number two business." Of course this van was a rotor rooter van. So funny right? It made me laugh all the way to my office(My office wasn't that far from the traffic light I was sitting at.) Potty humor, still funny after all these years.

Friday, April 10, 2009

It's Looks Are Deceiving

Don't let it's cuteness fool you! It's really a wolf in sheep's clothing! Anyone who knows this blogger knows that she has had issue after issue with this vehicle. It has eaten a good chunk of change and still doesn't work like it should, not to mention having to make payments on this P.O.C. every month. I even parked it outside our office on a busy street hoping someone would run into it and put me out of my misery with this thing. And still, it sits there, mocking me. I have a love hate relationship, mostly hate with this car. Yes, it might be cute and spunky looking with heated seats, CD player, sunroof, cruise control, power everything etc,etc, but it just really is a pile of junk. I have come to my LAST STRAW with this thing. It now has no working lights, horn, signals, blower for the a/c-heat...Yeah that helps me when its been raining...I had ALL the fuses tested and apparently it is the wiring. Does anyone know how much it costs to fix the wiring? It's $2,000.00 just for parts!! If I could turn back time I would have NEVER purchased this car. I bought this car, when I was still a "WE", which makes this car an "ours" on the loan. Isn't that great? Yes, Yes it is..... However, a new day has come (Isn't that a Celine Dion song?) I am about to get rid of this craptacular car for good. So, if anyone would like to pay their respects to this car you can. I would love to say rest in piece little car, but I wouldn't mind if it burned in hell.....